Monday, July 13, 2009

Upper Management Training

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up
the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the
shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter
and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto.
We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here.
What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position...come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, leave mess for others to
clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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